Thursday, February 15, 2007

Finally, A World Without Pants

I sincerely believe the world would be a much gentler, kinder, and mildly amusing place were we all naked. NAKED. 24/7. Without our clothes on we are all the same - buck naked. I'm telling you, it's the next big thing and you heard it here first.

Fortunately, FUSE TV is on the cutting-edge of this trend with their show Pants-off Dance-off. Hosted by former child star and meth addict, Jodie Sweetin, this show gives my fellow exhibitionists a forum to take their clothes off for all America to see as today's latest music videos play in the background. I'll keep the underwear dancing in the bedroom, thank you, but I'm glad that those who'd like to spread the love around are getting their day in the sun.

Long live the Pancers!

4 comments:

Gob said...

Yes, I enjoyed the days when the desk across from me was empty. I could sit at work all day long with no pants on and nobody would complain. {Sigh} The good old days.

Harlett said...

OH MY GOD BRIAN!!!

Harlett said...

That's why you have that heater around.

Gob said...

I'm guessing there's a certain receptionist who's gonna be real happy with this idea coming from Kaurie!!