Friday, March 2, 2007

Kelli Pickler

Before:

OK. I don't usually watch American Idol, but I did last night, and boy did I get an eye full. I'll get to that in a sec.

First of all, why are all the boys and girls crying whenever their "friend" gets voted off? Now, you know they aren't that sad, that's one less opponent which should make them happy. But are they happy? NO, they are crying their eyes out! I don't buy it! I don't buy it! It's a load of CRAP!!!
Now, the eye full part, did anyone catch the New and "Improved" Kelli Pickler? Even though I didn't watch her last season, I still had an good idea of what she looked like. So, last night when she made her return to American Idol, I was shocked. First off, her hair style made her look as if she was in her 30s, and it would appear that she spent some of her post Idol $$ on a new pair of "you know what" (hint: boobs, they are boobs). I also think she had work done on her face, possibly an eye lift.

OMG!!! Is this what the music execs think America wants to see - another singer with the look of a generic porn star? I am offended they think this is what will drive me to spend my $ on their CDs. OFFENDED!!!

She looked cheap!!! I think with her new and "improved" look, she and her career has "jumped the shark".

After:


Yellow Mustard

Yellow mustard should be illegal. If offends me.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Why is he doing this to me?

I can't take it anymore!!! KFed has been nothing but wonderful these days. WHY????????????????????????? Why is he doing this to me?????????????

We all know that he visited Britney last Friday, well I just read that on Saturday KFed brought the kids with him to visit their mommy.

What is happening??? I'm really warming up to him, the thought of which makes me want to cry in shame.

I'm going to fall so hard when he starts screwing up. :-(...............

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Stupid Criminals

One of my favorite forms of entertainment is news stories about particularly stupid criminals.

GMail pushed me a story from Reuters today that cracked me up.

How many ways can this guy be stupid at once? The major acts of stupidity:
1) He committed his crime next door to police K9 training exercises.
2) He gets himself (in his stolen get-away car) stuck in the snow.
3) He attempts to out run a K9 cop on foot.

I love it.